All depends on the store you are getting it from, ask for their size guide/chart and check
Based on the given situation, the best answer for this would
be:
an inducement to marriage
This is referred to Jonathan’s Swift’s ironic proposal of
offering babies as food for an inducement of marriage, this writer had used
situational irony to make a laughable reason to the audience of how drastic decisions
can be.
Not me, sorry :( what is it ?
From a cognitive-behavioral perspective, this person is engaging in A) neutralizing.
Explanation:
According to cognitive and behavioral theories people learn to cope with their issues by making themselves to learn how to behave happily and how to show that they are positive to themselves to actually feel positive in their own lives.
This is the kind of thing that happens in Neutralizing where the person tries to cope with the situation by downplaying it or acknowledged all kinds of situation with the same kind of tone to make it seem as if it is also a positive.