Question

Type your response in the box. It's your turn to play with euphemism. For each scenario described below, write one or more sentences that express the scenario (1) as directly as possible, (2) with a euphemism that makes something unpleasant seem milder, and (3) with a colorful euphemism (it might be funny, sarcastic, impolite, or just expressive). Shirley lives in a cheap apartment. She doesn't have a job. Clarissa’s pet turtle, Louis, died last night.

Answer 1

Shirley cannot afford an apartment in that part of town because she does not have a job.

Shirley has simplified her living situation while she's between jobs.

Shirley is living in the sticks while she looks for a new bag.

Clarissa’s pet turtle, Louis, died last night.

Clarissa’s pet turtle passed away last night.

Clarissa’s pet turtle bit the dust last night.